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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbf there's plenty of porn on former Twitter too

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's pretty much all it is as far as I'm concerned.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'd say that's all it's useful for anymore but since you now have to log in, it's not even that 🤦

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Microsoft sweating with Xbox.com

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

I'm sweating too. My hobbyist software brand is called X-Industries.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

From left to right:

  • xxx.com
  • xnxx.com
  • xvideos.com
  • twitter.com
  • ~~xhamster.com~~ xporn.tv
  • ~~?~~ xanimeporn.com
[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Doesn't xhamster use hamster as a favicon? Xporn.tv fits more.

Last one is xanimeporn.tv

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Confirmed that XHamster uses a hamster. Took one for the team and visited that dirty, sinful site for 3 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I better double check. I’ll be back in 2 minutes 30 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

coomers unite

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the material for my scholar thesis.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which is also used to view porn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rule 34 also means everything is porn. So go on and continue jerking it to those windows.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I can assure you I am not jerking to Windows.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If it can't be used to view porn, does it really exist? Should it?

(Yes)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

jif

You little shit, come here.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only one of them can't battle pedos properly!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not can't.

Won't. It's a choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

In that Australian case it definitely seems like it but I just hope it's incompetence for the moat part, I like to believe that they just ran out of moderators because of little Elons revolutionary approach!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Well, you're not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To quote the late John McAfee: “Nobody should have to use XHamster.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just seen this video. I wish Elon was that edgy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the lesson there is that if you are planning to sell your company to some greedy cash grabbing incompetent dicks while you go... eccentric, don't name the company or the product after yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's always such an ego trip, and the ones to ego trip like that always have bad reputations.

There's some special irony in a guy being so proud of his name that he plasters it everywhere, all the while oblivious to what his name actually means to people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He needs more meth to be that edgy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

This is the weirdest version of Russian Roulette I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He said that the Xs are gonna give it to ya...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

𝕏 is for furry porn, right?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Imagine doing this and not using incognito at the bare minimum

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think the author is trying to confuse us all, because Google ain't porn website

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, everyone knows you use Bing for porn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

wait...it isn't????

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Good people stopped using Twitter long before quitting it became mainstream though)