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[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That is an emergency I'd be glad she called so urgently

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely this is our version of Jesus on toast!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Something something his noodley appendage?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

May your day be filled with meatballs & parmesan cheese, amen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

This thread has made me hungry, I'm glad I have dinner in the oven (it's rice, not to worry! 😂)

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 weeks ago

You have truly been blessed.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

a visitation by the FSM is truly a blessing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She has been selected. She is The One.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

She is nobody's bitch.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife does this, scaring the crap out of me every time. We'll be driving or something and she'll yell "oh my God!" and I'll slam on the brakes and be like "What! What is it?", and she's like "I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I just saw a Chihuahua in a top hat!

Did she get pics? That sounds adorable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bring the rhythm with your hand. Save me — I’m together with your plan.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

works in mysterious ways...

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's a lot of spaghetti-o's