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Cuttlefish (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -- rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is that not a porn fetish yet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh, somehow I doubt it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Dr. Dugong?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

.... I..... I'm a primary source....

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Standing in front of a mirror....for science

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's been about 30 mins now, any results?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

TBH the dude in the corner with a lab coat, pitri dish & PPE kinda threw me off my vibe...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

RFK probably.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Dare I ask for more context lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Do you want a playlist?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure these fish ejaculate whenever they see someone of the same species as them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NOT FISH despite the name. Cephalopods are molluscs like snails! They are pretty smart and can have somewhat elaborate mating routines, and most species are somewhat careful about sperm sac delivery AFAIK. Lonely prisoners are not good behaviour models.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Very intriguing! Thank you for correcting me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Cool, and if anyone wanted to dive into the cuttlefish rabbit hole, er, den, 10/10 would recommend any reading or documentary about them. Astonishing visual communication and camouflage, curiosity, problem solving, and more weird biology.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

#1: Mortician

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

You know I might regret saying this but that cuttle fish is literally me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I love your job too