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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ones on your face, right now!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."

[–] lowleveldata 10 points 1 month ago

My bugs will outlive me

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're on your eyelashes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You’re never lonely with all your Demodex friends.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Where there's bugs, there's hugs!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Leave me alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eyelid bugs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Get out of my head charles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

..."inside of you"