Low Quality Facts

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A community dedicated to the lowest quality facts.

While the community is named after the mastodon account Low Quality Facts it is not required to post related to that account. As long as the post is low enough quality, it belongs in this community.

A low quality fact could be a few things:

Something blatantly untrue but stated as a fact
Something true but stated in a way that makes it sound made up
Something so blatantly obvious it doesnt need to be said at all.

Examples:

"Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances."

"If you took a persons digestive system and stretched it out end to end, it would hurt a lot."

"Whales are notoriously bad trumpet players."

Posts can be in whatever form best displays the low quality fact.

RULES

1: Be civil. No racism or any of that non-sense

2: Only low quality facts!

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Fish can't fly (self.lowqualityfacts)

submitted 2 months ago by python to c/[email protected]

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because they don't have a state issued photographic ID, which you need to book airplane seats.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Also, flies can't fish

Because angling equipment is manufactured to accommodate the physical dimensions of the human market and not the more limited reach of creatures of the order Diptera.