this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.

I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did it need the picture? 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It has a goatee.

A toilet from the Mirror Universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn't tested it's resolve.