this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2024
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internet funeral

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• nothing memetic, nothing boring

• unique textural art images

• Post only images or gifs (except for meta posts)

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• no video posts are allowed

• No memes. Not even surreal ones. Post your memes on [email protected] instead

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

yep. fuck it.

[–] cheddar 29 points 2 months ago

Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

you beat me to the punch

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I don't know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

One example of explicitly learning why you don't click on something when it says click here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

This looks way shittier than I remember it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

How did they manage to center the text???

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its not vertically centered, so probably with

<center></center>
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It was easy before CSS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Tables and/or spacer gifs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Now this is the real internet funeral

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

00:44

When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Dear god... no...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Here's a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

my entire body is a cheese receptor

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Didn't they make a game about that receptor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Cheddar is the opiate of the masses