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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

S07E01 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)

"Slow down! The sidewalk's for regular walking. Not for fancy walking."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So, instead of wounding an evil old man, I may have killed an innocent old man... that's much worse!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

About 50,000 volts worse, if you know what I mean!

Eeeep!

Fzzzzzzt!

Sizzle!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

No jury in the world is gonna convict a baby!

Mmm . . . maybe Texas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Frostillicus is not innocent. Correct!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Remember the contest to be drawn into this episode? I always wondered what happened that they didn’t do it. I presume the “shadow” that wrestles with this guy was supposed to be the contest winner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You shot who in the what now?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used my last ounce of strength to swallow my gold fillings