I sincerely think that someone parked in the bike lane (or fire lane or other places you're not supposed to park for safety) should forfeit the protection of law. While your car is there, anyone inconvenienced by it should be allowed to just do whatever.

People are like "well I was just there for a minute!" and I'm like it takes less than a minute for a cyclist to swerve around the ill-placed car, get hit by some other car, and die, so that doesn't seem convincing.

I just don't care that you need your car to be there for personal convenience. Deal with it instead of making it everyone else's problem.

As a car owner, this is an insane take. Burning the car would be so much worse for the environment. You should only get to burn the driver.

Or maybe everybody should breathe through their pants, calm down a bit, share the road, that kinda stuff.

https://media.tenor.com/R89bWK82PhEAAAAM/falcon-out.gif

I love my car, its my home away from home, but I'm all for burning cars that park in place they're not supposed to, like bike lanes and bus stops, it's not hard to park your car in a designated area you lazy fucks.

Fuck around and find out!

Most cars can't handle going off-road so it really isn't true freedom of movement.

If I never had to drive again, I'd be so happy. My job requires I drive :(

ALSO it should be legal for me to plow other cars out of my way because they are blocking my path.

Not just allowed, but encouraged, with bounties paid out