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It's finally time for Bert (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the younger folks who missed it, the text is an Airplane! (1980) reference, which itself was a parody of Zero Hour! (1957).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely you can't be serious.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am serious...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And don't call me Shirley.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This plane has four engines. It’s an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

IT'S AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT K- oops, just read your username, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh stewardess, I speak jive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that Rick Moranis?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is. Rick Moranis is a hero, love that man.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't this the guy who shrunk his kids?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Nah, that's the keymaster.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He also blew up the baby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And owned a talking plant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And ordered the ship to Ludicrous Speed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No he's the hero who saved the Royal Canadian Institute for the Mentally Insane from burning down by pissing all over it after drinking an entire vat of beer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Are y'all sure? He looks like Vinz Clortho to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy from hit TV show The Gatekeeper.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Can't have been a good week to quit sniffing glue.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They’ll all have to be taken to hospital

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hospital? What is it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

It’s a big building where they treat sick people - but that’s not important right now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Captain, how soon can you land?