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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Meh going on 20 years together, we keep the farts outside and the bathroom door shut.

Of course in that time we've seen it all, such as helping the other during a terrible flu or post surgery or food poisoning. It's not like poop doesn't happen, we just don't make it "normal" to do bathroom stuff in front of each other.

Some privacy works for us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fats outside like you actually go outside to fart?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least of the room, I generally just go to the bathroom. If it's a nice day, sure, why not step on the back porch?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just don't want my wife's day to smell like the literal inside of my asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wife's day

What do you mean

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't want her to go through her day with the inside of my asshole as the aroma

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Your farts have some serious staying power. Mine linger only a few minutes, it's disappointing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed. I just posted pretty much the same thing before seeing your reply.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Like, if my wife farted in front of me I wouldn't be rude, or shame her or something. We just are both aligned that that isn't a team sport lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

2nd panel: Wife taking a shit, me standing right next to her β€œCheck out this meme.” β€œHeh.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah no not in a million years, I’m not a farm animal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Almost 16 years, still nope. Not going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I hate that you can't see the door from the toilet in this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Sorry, no. I've been with my wife for 20 years and I've never even heard her fart. I like it that way. I guess some of you guys have different boundaries, but pooping in private is a big one for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta admit. It’s kinda weird how much some people lean into shit and flatulence and poop etc. like they seem to be very comfortable to the extent that they really want the world to be more shitty than it needs to be.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd get such a sore stomach from having to hide my farts at home

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just step into the bathroom, or outside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I've never even heard her fat

That's what I meant

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Door shut for me. My poops smell awful, and I don't want the cats rubbing against me when I'm trying to poop and one time, they tried to bat at my piss stream.