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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nightmares are dreams, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This one REALLY throws people off, they rarely have a quip or retort to answer. “Too real” is the most common in my experience

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My current go to is, "well, I'm here."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah I just answer honestly. If you don't want to know, then don't ask.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

One more day in paradise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Either "I'm not dead yet" or "I'm still alive" with a somewhat halfhearted "I guess..." Trailing behind.

Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like "Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I used to say "alive & well, and living in America!", but about 10 years ago people started saying "I'm sorry" instead of how they used to respond with something like "Fuck yeah!", so I stopped saying that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't specify which, or whose dream...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Occasionally I just make a random noise when asked. Bug your eyes out for effect too.