this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

"Anon doesn't actually play DnD and just made it up like every other greentext"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

> Nat 20
> The spell fails anyway because (a) congenital disabilities aren't wounds and (b) crits only apply to attacks to begin with

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen many a game have a "absolute success/failure" rule.

Makes for good stories usually.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Also no healing spell requires an attack roll. In 3rd edition there were some spells that were Save (Harmless) that you could choose to try to make a saving throw to resist them. Once I was playing an Athar who would resist any spell granted by a deity but it was me rolling the dice not the caster.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

“Ranlar with no experience walking let alone running falls to the ground immediately”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cast Animate Object on the wheelchair and make it spin in place as fast as possible for the entire spell duration. Weeeee!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anon used the wrong spell. The right one is Lesser Restoration.