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hold the bar, ȩ̸̛̛̪͖͈͔̗͉̟͉͖̙̙̮̺̹͚̿̿̋̐̉̅͘x̷̨̧͚̝̖̝͑̏̈́͌̀̏̑̇̽̈́̂̈̚͝p̴̡̨̖̦̰͕̭͊̆̃̓̽̒̂é̵͉̜͓̣͍̥̮̻̄̌̉͆̑̉͆̊͋̊̀͠͠r̶̭͎̳̫̥̯̜͙̤̻̬̦͇̅̏͂̎̏͗̓̃͛̀̽͜͜͠͝ͅi̶̢̦̳͍̣̺̭̋̂͗ĕ̵̡̫̻͓͉̳͖͖͕̗͎̜͜ͅͅn̵̘̞̩̆̔͗̆̂̊̀̍̍c̷̼̥̦͉͙̋͒̆̂̚ë̴̳̚ ̵̨͔̘̳̲̜̟̈̄̾̅͊̇̿͂͌́́͠͠t̶̜̻̤̜͓̥͍̭́̈́̊̃ḩ̴͎̭̦͖̼̭̻̦͚͓̌̀̏̾̾̎̊͐̃̐͜ͅe̴̡̛̯̬̙̟̗̰̮̘͍̘̓̏͐̉̑̊͌̊͛͋̏ ̵̛̹̤̯͈̖̊͊̓̑̉͌̂̓̉̇̑͝ͅv̵̦̭̞͓̖̖͔̬͔͈̼̰̱̦͔̈́̀͜o̸̧̧͙̫̘̭̪̙̝̳͍̰̖̪̲̿̔̿͑̆̾̎̆͑̃ỉ̷̩͙͉͒̈́ͅd̴̡̥̗͇͍̲̻̱͕̎̍̽̏̍͐̅͗̑̐͌̕, profit?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Hold candy bar in hand

  2. Contemplate the dark void in your soul that this sweet treat will never fill

  3. Enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Place in hand.

Smash.

Enjoy!

It’s because it’s semi-soft toffee in a brick, so it’s hard to chew through but if you smash it you can eat the pieces.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
  1. cover your palm
  2. throw shuriken
  3. aww yeah
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 10 points 2 weeks ago

Pack of lube. Techno anus. Thumb. Combine for a good time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Playable by shapeforms who can handle cards in at least six dimensions. You can probably still play at a reduced capacity in the lower dimensions too though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Have an ID to enter the 7th vϕd dimension? Great!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have your membership card ready.

DO NOT _____ THE VOID [______]!

Everything is fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Best reverse image searching is turning up is "Explosion/Explosive"

So maybe explode flavour in mouth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

/uj

Crunchy?

/rj

Remember the video of the pickle jar that broke inside someone?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ponder the dark blue magic that fills your orb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what if my orbs are filled with light blue magic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Give it time to mature, eventually it will become dark like your heart

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mobile phone - Psychedelics - Profit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Do not cause superstorm Maelstrom.