imagine:
- being 60 and working in a cubicle
- that cubicle being the last thing you ever see in your life
- someone finding you like that because you started decomposing, instead of anyone coming to look for you after 4 days
edit: come to think of it, i want a job where nothing is amiss if i don't talk to anyone, answer emails, answer phone calls, or otherwise demonstrate my existence for 4 days