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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Are crows a political party?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nah they're too smart to appeal to the average voter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

FPTP strikes again, smh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, you are thinking of owls.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd vote for 'em

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They are a murder.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let's torture one and find out!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Study: ~~Crows~~ Humans Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This got a solid guffaw from me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://crowpro.net/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love websites designed like Hypnospace and LingsCars

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you’d like some deep lore…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Okay this was great - thanks OP