this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!