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Critical hit when it's your life partner (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'll pause anyway! We're in this together.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I prefer to remember the time and rewind when I hear them flushing, so that there is no suspicious silence.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sneaky, I like it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I came here to say this, glad I'm not alone. I'll pretend to watch as they walk away, then rewind 10 minutes. I'm sure they hate it :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This but with the remote from click and I just keep listening to them piss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought this was a @[email protected] comment at first 😄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I then get them saying "oi, why did you rewind it!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Didn’t want to hear your nasty farts!”

“Understandable!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"Oh no, I'm pausing it. If I have to watch it, so do you."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This hurts when its your kids too. Like, you're trying to watch one of the coolest movies ever with them, and they're military crawling on their bellies around the corner to try and escape to their rooms.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kids are a special case. You can't be forcing your interests on them. If they're in the mood, they'll stay. If not, another time.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Nah. They need to learn that my love is conditional.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

you don't offer that to adults ?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's a double edged blade, my friend.

You think they aren't interested in the film you like, but they might just have to be "noisy" and don't want an audience.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Just dealt with a similar thing after telling some friends about Murder Drones. My kid got me into it and I love the hell out of it. I tell friends, they watched it, then told me "eh". :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Murder Drones... please tell me that's basically flying robot wars.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mImFz8mkaHo&list=PLHovnlOusNLiJz3sm0d5i2Evwa2LDLdrg

Yes, in a way. It's an eldritch horror comedy. Plenty of weird murdery stuff in it. (That's the whole show there in the link.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sign me up for flying battle bots

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

i have friends who tried to make me watch it but I hated it so so much I was unfortunately in the position of the person saying "don't pause it". I think it's absolutely terrible

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I'm not pausing it for you. I'm pausing it for me, so I don't miss anything while you are shuffling around the room disturbing my focus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

i just don't want to interrupt your experience 😭