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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Oh no, yellow M&M, you were my only hope!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sending this to my husband. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Gonna start using this line on any scammers that text me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Wow this is a certified Spec Ops The Line moment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So true lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I would assume my knees would buckle from the inexorable march of time, and natural aging and deterioration.

M&Ms may speed that process, but only slightly. The peanut-butter ones are worth it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

( ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͜ʖ̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈)̆̈

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

jokes on you i drop them on the floor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why are people talking about M&Ms? That emoji thingy is not an M&M as far as I know (no legs). But he does kinda give off that vibe..