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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

First you have to file a second form remercion using only Pantone 19-4033 ink. I have both the necessary pens and the form for sale on my website. Unfortunately we can only sell Without Chauncey (in the United Corporation of America Federal Reserve Notes) unless you have your form ID10-T already on file, using the proper pen, using the proper degree of tilt to your writing, and with a bloody thumbprint in our office. This is to limit sales only to those who are very serious about learning how to do things properly.

Reading this constitutes acceptance of contract. Please refer to the fee schedule in my profile. I expect all payments to be made in a timely manner or, owing to my time in the Navy, I will take you before an admiralty court with a gold fringed flag

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

At a glance it was hard to tell that you had the image of the color because it's close-ish to the background color of the Eternity app. I should have made it the exact same color but I couldn't be bothered to figure it out and just picked a nice blue that was just off from normal blue pens.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Wonderful work. 10/10 sovcitting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, apparently I've been doing it wrong: I've been reading all this stuff sober. Apparently, I need to be Texas drunk to speak Sovcit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You do things sober? That sounds just awful! I'm so sorry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the worst.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes, they are the ones trying to overstep the IRS...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If the sovcits can find one loophole that works, I hope it's with student loans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

oh it means sovereign citizens I thought I was just seeing people misspell soviets

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its like how for decades the bible was only reproduced in latin, to keep a kind of auspicious magic to the words to prevent the heathens from understanding.

These words have some kind of "magic" hold and if you just make sure to use red-ink on your 1099C, they'll give you the keys to the castle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love how "hocus pocus" is a corruption of "hoc est corpus", that is the "this is [my] body" said during the eucharist.

People knew the priest used those words to turn a piece of pastry into the body of God, so they have to be powerful enough to be used elsewhere, right?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Made-up spell doesn’t work. WHAT IS THIS MAGIC??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

They did ask for that to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While it’s not my primary language, I thought I had a pretty good command of English. I’ve no idea what some of those words even mean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know the words, but not in this combination.