this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Everything reminds me of him."

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (5 children)

That’s the ball end of an adjustable shower head. Remove the round collar from this and that’s what’s left.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean if ya can get a small enough ladder to fit in the shower, get your dairy up in the airy and make that work, good on ya m8.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Called a "ball adapter" because that's where the pee is stored

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I call those the school gym/summer camp specials. Where years of little shits break the actual head off and maintenance gives up while saying, "this is why we can't have nice things."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

So is taking that tip off like circumcision?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I refuse to see this in any other way than the shower's tip from now on.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now color your water yellow and you're set.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Homie is just well hydrated.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Your piss shouldn't be crystal clear btw. It's a sign that you drink too much and you should lower your intake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But then the guy below my balcony would know it's not rain...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, he already knows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean... He does keep putting the umbrella away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could you please provide a source? /lh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First result I got: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/what-urine-color-means

All the other search results say consistently the same thing. Your pee shouldn't be too clear or too dark but somewhere in between. I've just read that it could be a kidney failure as well:

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Now when I'm crying in my daily morning shower I can truly feel like the garbage I am

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AsudoxDev 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's upside down

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I didn't know R Kelly had his own brand of shower heads

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Add this to rusty water pipes and you have a treat

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

that looks oddly like... no i shant say...