this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think a whitelist would be more efficient than a blacklist at this point ^^

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Number 1, number 2, and frogs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Boo.

Frogs rock!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone didn't know how to use the three shells 🤭

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That was just what I was thinking. Those are non-flushable shells.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I see nothing about a chunk of pure sodium......

Edit: DO NOT DO THIS. You'll either not time it right, and have the toilet blow up on you, spraying you with ceramic shrapnel, or you will time it right, and blow an entire wall of toilets off the wall, destroying a fair amount of the school's plumbing.

No, I didn't do this. Some kid at my school did.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You definitely shouldn't do this, but you can get gelatin horse pill capsules off Amazon that are over an inch long that could delay it. But don't do it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Surely a thin coating of Vaseline would help make it further down the pipe ..... :D

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That's what he said... last night, to your mom.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunataly that may fall under metal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ooh! Good catch!

[–] MagicShel 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can see everything on that list except... who the hell is eating crab and oysters on the shitter?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Well, I've had to have a plumber clear a sewer incident in a multistorey building. Cause was a chicken ribcage and other chicken bones together with a ton of grease some idiot tried to flush. And to think I thought I'd seen it all...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be apartment complex bathroom signage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

There's no way this isn't for a public bathroom. Syringes? It's people shooting up and trying to hide the evidence in a public bathroom. This was/is such a big problem at the public library here that the doors were swapped for ones that are like 3 ft tall so that you can't hide what you're doing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Never said anything about potato hash!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Glad to see it's ok to flush non-aquatic gravels.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good to know that I could throw regular toothbrushes in it. Only the disposable ones are the problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Everyone knows the toilet is the best place to dispose of an electric toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Someone works as a plumber.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Feel free to drop other items not mentioned here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Things like this need to be gathered together when folks want to know how smart the average person is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No latex or vinyl items? Dammit! Guess I need to find some other way to get rid of my gimp suit and Cliff Richard records 🤔