this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Open! It's not my house.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's a sliding door, just do it slowly and carefully and you'd be fine.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or better yet, open the other sliding door and fish the dishes out. No risk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You wish to fish the dish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How would you know it's sliding door? Is it the lock?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yep. That recessed finger hold is common on pocket doors and sliding cabinets.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Seal it and call it an art installation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That will just have to remain untouched for the rest of eternity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'll go with close. They're not my dishes, let someone else deal with opening it and the resulting fallout.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Open. Always up for a challenge 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

two semi-coordinated people could probably save most of those dishes, so presuming i have a second useful person definitely open.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
  1. Hope its not mounted to the wall from the inside.
  2. Unmount from wall.
  3. Tilt on its back.
  4. ??????
  5. PROFIT
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Put a mattress on the floor, rip the door open and hope for the best.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Burn down the house for insurance money and start over in another country with another identity.