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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah cheap shit gamer chairs with .0001mm pleather will do that. I've only had 3 desk chairs in my entire life and I only dumped the first 2 because my rabbit ate the armrests (and the new one was free). None of the seats have ever worn out like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yep, same. Going on 15 years on the current Broyhill I have that I found in a dumpster that just needed a base.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

the perpetrator

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have never seen a chair with a wear pattern like that.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm an upholsterer, you'll see that on forklifts and loaders but with more wear on the right hand side from getting in and out. I'd say this guy is doing a lot of bouncing and back and forth in this chair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You don't say...😏

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

As a member of the boney ass community, not even my chair looks like this. My cheap car seat covers though? Devoured via ass.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Was there roommate J.D. Vance?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Does he sit in his feet and keep his shoes on?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking maybe he keeps shit in his back pocket?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i liked it better when it was a mystery

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

But you learned something, and that means something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Those are shart stains, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That fart-sniffing Trump kid got to this guy’s chair?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think it's three things.

  1. Cheap fabric on the chair
  2. From the bunching at the front, it looks like this person slides forward when getting out of their chair and not straight up. After awhile, it started to tear until we got what we see here.
  3. Probably a bit of a stinky Pete given the stains, but I also don't know how old this chair is.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Overwhelming quantity of corrosive ass trumps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If women have the condition it's called Vagina dentata

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Explosive diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

is he from Kazakhstan and gay?