Saw a turd like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it
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I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.
I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.
And may be......?
In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it
Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...
“…may be the largest example of fossilised human feces ever found, measuring 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide! Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking.”
It’s pretty big…I guess.
Imagine the satisfaction after holding it in the entire ship voyage over to the americas, surviving just on meat and stale bread (the constipation must have been horrible)
Finding a tree, and literally dropping the biggest shit in human history
for some weirdos to dig it up 1200 years later and put it in a museum
Damn imagine if your shit ended up in a museum. But you didn't.
York isn’t in the Americas. It’s also a former Viking settlement, Jorvik. A millenium later and I’m in the same place, following the same diet of meat and bread.
Yeah? Let's see your coprolite buddy
oh yeah I misread York as New York. which would have made sense since vikings are known to have been present in newfoundland area (i think)
also, fix your diet
No one has lived or will ever live a better life
I could take that
Was in band called Bum Splitting Turds once. We were awful.
the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they [the pooper] were riddled with intestinal worms.
May be... Proof that bankers have always been full of shit.
Hmm.. I feel I could compete.
It's at least 6.7 kourics!