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Crosspost from here: https://lemmy.world/post/18318594

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

OI, OP! Do you ave a loicense fur dis ere meme?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll take a nationalism meme. Uh, and Pepe

Feeling brave today, are we?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is it nationalism when it is about not being from a place? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

At least drop me a little something like that if you can't even think of a new title lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I did a crosspost, but because there was no text it didn't put anything in the post body 🙁. I've added a link to the original post now, won't happen again slaps wrist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You are forgiven! Still leave a meme tho, it's like leaving cookies for Santa

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Can't you read? Brasterisktsh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Btsh, Brtsh, Brrtsh, Brrrtsh, Brrrrrrrrrtsh all match the regexp. (British doesn't match regexp or glob though)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Extra funny that's it's said by a 'Murican. That's objectively worse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

4channer must have got bit by a member of the royal family

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Britian pre-brexit kicked ass!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Did ya strain yourself coming up with the title?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Once we clean up all these hotels this countries going places again.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everyone gets so bent out of shape when something isn't Anti-American. If this had read:

wake up

still not Amer*can

day improves noticably (sic)

You'd all be dunking your crumpets in your tea and flicking your bean to the monarchy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Unironically yes, and I'm not even British.