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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

negative. i am a meat popsicle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.

Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 8 points 1 month ago

🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Laundry day waits for no man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"F" is for


!FLESH!!<

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

T-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Get rid of them bones by beating your meat