No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
I'll be "that guy".
The lanes are assigned based on the times they swam in the qualifications before this race.
So this wasn't intentional by anyone - unless those two were really really good at swimming very precise times and did this on purpose. Not likely.
I saw li, then Harvey, was expecting Oswald and was initially confused.
...then... Ohhhhh.!
Li Harvey! You are a madman! When you stole that cow? And your friends tried to make it with the cow?
If you read all the names top to bottom it sounds like a Scottish person speaking.