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Credit to [email protected] for wanting to see a 70's style Trek. Considered alternate title Star Trek: The Final Funktier

  • James Garner as Captain Maverick
  • John Travolta as Commander Zuko
  • Pam Grier as Lieutenant Foxy
  • Robin Williams as Yeoman Nanu
  • Ann B. Davis as Counselor Ahl'eec
  • Tim Curry as Dr. F.
  • Redd Foxx as Admiral Sanford
  • Kurt Russell as Ensign Plissken
  • Wilford Brimley as Dahar Master Cuae'Kur
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peter Falk as Constable Ombo

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

One more thing... this is excellent!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

There is no way Kurt Russel was ever a teenager

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't worry. By season 2 they'll age him up, "lose the eye", and call himself Snake. It did wonders for ratings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

There’s an O’Neill with two Ls, but he never takes anything seriously.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Iroquois plissken, lieutenant Junior grade

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Jungle boy Russel was a 60's tv staple.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Kurt Russel was a child star under contract with Disney. His name was Walt Disney's last words.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

That image looks fuzzy .... I've been adjusting my TV antennas for the past half hour, used tin foil and attached a couple of metal coat hangers but can't seem to get a clear image ..... I also tried adjusting the TV knob to balance between channels 11/12 but still no good ... but if I turn on the microwave and have someone stand in the hallway facing east, it works great, but they can't see the TV ... oh well.

.... ah crap ... typing this message just made me lose the entire signal!!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Get your brother to hold the antennas while standing behind the TV. That way YOU can hopefully still watch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"Yes, yes, yes! ... you got it! .... now just stand there! .... and don't move! .... for half an hour! ..... awww!! ... you moved!"

It was a never ending struggle to either direct the antenna person or be the antenna person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Unless someone calls the house land line.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Beautiful .... it even shows that God awful brown beige floral pattern wood accented living room furniture. Only thing missing is the wood paneling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That couch and stereo... 🥲

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Elizabeth Montgomery as Nurse Coven
Agnes Moorehead as Lwaxana's mother

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Darrin could be the Transporter Chief

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He comes already pre-suffering!

Edit: My mixed GenX/Millenial/Trek age is showing. I assumed James Darren rather than Darren Stevens. Mea culpa. But fret not, for he is now Grand Nagus York!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lwaxana Troi and Endora have the exact same energy.

(And Picard turns into Darren Stevens every time Lwaxana is onboard.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, now my relative "youth" is showing. When IninewCrow mentioned Darren, I assumed Vic. I must correct an error. Many thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Marlin Perkins as Omaha Command

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Engineering: Admiral, we’ve lost the anti-matter phase couplings

Admiral: You big dummy!

(Laugh track)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Needs more Lenny and Squiggy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Happy cake day! Outta Sight: The Next Funkification is the TV movie that was sold to the network as a Christmas special. OS:TNF tied up some loose ends, but left fans wanting more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I see Captain M. as a smooth talking diplomat/glad hander, but Lt. Foxy and Yeoman Nanu do all the paperwork and reject leola shipments from Starfleet Bureau of Supply. Commander Zuko is blitzed all the time on something, but great at navigation/Astrometrics if you leave him alone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This just made me realize Tim Curry has never been on Star Trek. We have been wronged, and the situation must be remedied immediately before it is too late.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Commander Lahng J'han Solvarre

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wilford Brimley as Dahar Master Cuae’Kur!!!! Great bird, I just got it after 22 re readings. This brain, she still functions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You still got there. Counts for something.

Almost went with Dahar Master D'Bitus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Haha I can't choose. Both are 10/10