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Murdered by Words

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 months ago

What about... If you don't want people to touch your laundry, be actually there when it is done instead of expecting everyone else to waste their time waiting for you?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

With gloves? I would praise that laundromat to high heaven if they have the courtesy to unload my neglected laundry with such dignity.

But to be honest I couldn't care less. If you're willing to touch my wornout hole-ridden undergarments with your barehand, then have at it bro.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

you should get some nice undies mate. you'll appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I got nice undies, I'm not savage. Those are for going outside, like to the gym or camping.

At home tho, the only one who gonna see my dong poking out of the undie's hole is my wife and she loves making jokes about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Well, we can't deprive her of that joy, can we!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can't say I ever had a problem with cordlesslamp's underwear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This. Went from a cheap big multi pack of boxers (I was severely lacking pretty much everything after a rough break-up) to some (reasonably) more expensive ones and good god... So much better sizing and cut. Of course the fabric is nicer too but that's not super important to me. The main important difference is that I don't have to constantly tug them now when I'm out. With the old ones my junk would just hang out the side leg because they were probably designed for Asians or something and the little bit of leg they had would just rub upwards when walking. As someone with anxiety that was so damn uncomfortable for so many reasons.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago (6 children)

How is someone from Mount Hope, Kansas using the same laundromat as someone from Portland, Oregon?

[–] joby 36 points 3 months ago

Searching Lunar Laundry on google maps shows me a spot in Seattle. I'd guess that either KG moved between this post and the screenshot, or hasn't updated their Yelp profile since moving to Seattle.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They probably moved to Kansas to hide their shame.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I don't think a person like that is capable of shame.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Must be worth the traveling.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

It was actually a Laundromat in Idaho!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I think there is a lesson in here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Probably never updated his/her address after moving, if it doesn't affect anything

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Skid mark attitude is my new favorite saying! Also gotta say I'd feel sorry for anyone who had to handle my laundry even after being laundered