So tired of men opening their trench coats and flashing their sausages at me.
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Soon may the wienerman come
He is a one-man sausage party.
all bangers no mash
When he closes his jacket, he's playing "hide the salami."
That's the kind of support I'd need in war.
~~Jack Links’ Sausage~~
Jack Black’s Links Sausage
Die wurst man I've ever seen
I think that man has a thing for sausages.
Lt Abe Froeman Sr.
Hans
He has the meats
That's a french 'Poilu', a WW1 soldier. I'm pretty sure he would strangle you with his sausages if he heard you call him Hans.
Are those saucisson then? That's awesome 😄
German soldier, 1916, Colourised
I am pretty sure this is actually a French soldier. They called him "le maître des saussices".
Yep, wearing an Adrian helmet.