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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

Texas seceded from that brownie

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Gerrymandering a brownie. You give one person the whole brownie, and then split up a carton of milk between the other 8. And then You ask them, did they like the brownie or the milk more. And then everybody gets the winning thing for every meal for 4 years.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

40% of the fudge was in that corner.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

The GOP hates the darkest parts of the brownie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Just cut out a square! It's not that hard!"

Him:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Human experience includes traveling to the moon, so 10^8^ not 10^7^. Order of magnitude difference, literally unplayable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's probably what we can experience without technology, which can also allow us to see smaller/shorter-duration things, or record past events. Eurasia is about 10^7^ m long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What kind of psychopath removes the entire brownie slab from the pan

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it's a nonstick pan, they likely wanted to preserve the coating. Thus cutting it on the cutting board instead of ruining the pan with knives.

I've never done that, but it sounds smart to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds smarter to not use cookware with coatings that can be damaged from normal use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I use oil, not nonstick cookware but I don't begrudge anyone for using it. Some folks hate dirty dishes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Nonstick cookware still has to be cleaned, usually by hand. I can just huck stainless steel in the dishwasher.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Those pans hold multiple brownies? For years I've just been eating 9x9 brownies and I'm not changing now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago