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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago

“wings don’t even flap” got me bad.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
  • Volatile, flammable metal
  • WW1 German ~~bio~~ chemical weapon
  • Put them together and they make food tasty

who the fuck comes up with this shit

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking add charcoal to metal. The metal gets harder. WTF.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

do not kinkshame the metal

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm thinking sodium (salt) and mustard (gas)?

Edit: I'm wrong

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My guess was Sodium and Chlorine, because NaCl is table salt

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That makes more sense, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Because table salt never existed before WWI.

Because before then all food was bland and 2000 years ago Roman soldiers were paid with cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

and 2000 years ago Roman soldiers were paid with cocaine.

Goddammit, reject modernity, return to tradition! What a golden age!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yep. Different word for same element.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Put 80 sheep in a field

Next year, 160 sheep

You can't explain that!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Sheep comes in, sheep comes out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I knew I'd find this here! Everything is in order, move along citizens.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You would probably have around 200-220 sheep actually

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking eggs come out of its arse!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Fuckin jammy bastard

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Don't even get me started on birds; they are not real, and don't even start quoting bird law to prove that they are.^[[1] It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Bird Law [01:47 | JUL 23 2020 | FX Networks] | "For all your avian-related legal needs."]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It does not help that the CIA actually did that to a cat.

Yes, they did manage to surgically implant a cat with a microphone and transceiver, no, it was not actually able to listen in on any conversations, when it was deployed on its first mission it ran off and got hit by a car.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I already know about this one, but especially when put like this it sounds just so stupid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I can neither confirm nor deny whether this was done in the time time frame or by the same staff which were slipping LSD into other agent's coffee without their knowledge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hans Wormhat, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

No, but he does appear in my dreams!^[[1]Wormhat for Charlie Always Sunny s6e10 [00:38 | APR 29 2018 | Rachel Reynolds] https://youtu.be/4VjAvGIckN4 | different kinds of worm hats on always sunny ]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

They have played us for absolute fools.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Take tiny rocks. Pass electricity through them. Make a post about the ridiculousness of such a thing using the thing?

Fucking Harry Potter shit!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I dislike this because some people are saying that shit as jokes but some people are going to take it seriously. I can already imagine the "farms aren't real" conspiracy nutjobs

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

5g/WiFi is bad for your health/mind control technology!

Proceeds to use WiFi and or 5G to upload conspiracy tiktok stating this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

The government is monitoring you!!!

Uploads to Facebook

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Noob. Get those Ethernet cables.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everything, even the most innocuous and obvious jokes, that could be used to make dummies distrust “the official narrative” will be abused by bad actors for their propaganda. It starts with “birds aren’t real” and ends with “the election was stolen, you need to kill those who we tell you did it”. That’s why nowadays I can’t laugh at stuff like this anymore. We’re too far into the post-facts spiral which serves nobody but the fascists.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Farms-aren't-real people are gonna find out the hard way someday.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Doubling food

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not all crop seed is suitable to eat.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

You can’t possibly believe these comments are made by real people