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Let's say they have roughly the same usable volume.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I was gonna say thigh because it's more easily accessible than lower back, but then you'd probably have to take off your pants or w/e you're rocking below the waist to get at it, which would be awkward in public. Lower back would be slightly better in that regard and might be able to provide some structural help to the spine, so I'm gonna say lower back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Condom + lube drawer. Only correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The back cupboard would be hard to reach, but I think the thigh drawer would rattle around too much. I'm going back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Man, anything has to be better than the back I have now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna say thigh. My body is so janky my first thought is the lower back storage would keep falling open and spilling my stuff out behind me. I could keep the thigh compartment shut with thigh high socks and wear a loose skirt so I can get to it fairly easily. And I could use it as a cup holder on long drives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thigh. That's easier to get to and so arguably more useful.

The only real problem comes when traveling. Leave something metallic in there and that's a difficult conversation with airport security.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's easier to get to

Is it? It seems easier (and more socially acceptable) to lift up one's shirt than to partially remove one's skirt/pants.