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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Factory reset instructions: press for 10 seconds, then you'll hear a beep and your unit will be brought back to factory settings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I up voted a number of comments here, but this one is my favorite by far.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Things got a bit weird before the invention of the pencil sharpener

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

how to get revenge on the snail that lives inside your ear

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

When I threatened to give you a lead implant just behind the ear, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Big sharpener doesn't want you to know this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Use a pencil to help with short term memory loss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Did the ringing finally stop?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

mfw when i'm the first to fall asleep in a sleepover

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

There is no better Joke then the classic puncture the homies ear drum with a pencil

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Butthole Surfers announce deluxe 30th anniversary Electriclarryland reissue, remixed in 5.1 and featuring more than 3 hours of demos, outtakes, and remixes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pt presented w/ foreign body (№2 pencil, possibly Ticonderoga) in ear canal after (successful) unorthodox procedure to treat tinitus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ilustration N1: Natural birth of a N°2 Pencil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't wiggle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

oh gosh they are doing lobotomy again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Its just like the first day of school all over again!