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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

At least for me, I've solved quite a lot of problems on my way home from work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I work mornings in the office and drive home on lunch break to wfh the rest of the day and all my best solutions pop into my head in that drive home. It's great because it's a quick break from work to get the brain percolating and then I can jump right into solving mode as soon as I get home.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why do so many people shit in the shower??

/s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ye ol wafflestomp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

How many shower shitters do you know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Basically this, but usually the best ideas come to me during smoke breaks instead. (Still trying to kick that addiction, don't smoke, kids, I've managed to get rid of alcohol and other drugs I experimented with in the past, nicotine just won't fucking stop with the fucking urges, even when you manage to "quit" for months at a time.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shitstorming.
Bring a fan.

This shitstorming could have been an email, or a fax.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Not to be confused with pooping brain.