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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[–] [email protected] 211 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ll have the Steak.tar.tar

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 83 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds

[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.

[–] tyler 12 points 3 months ago

I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

And mate (the drink)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

I'll have the cinnamon mint buns

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the open sauce spaghetti bolognese

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Come to my house, there's always open sauce.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

idk, tumblr, a post, in.. reality, I guess?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.

[–] verstra 12 points 3 months ago

Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't have this problem because I use Windows

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

All your problems were brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends, as advertised in your taskbar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is that why it failed?

Because the bistro had no windows?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Anyone know if this is real? I can't find any info, but it sounds really cool

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

It's way too nerdy and cool to be real

[–] tyler 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.