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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I demand to know McCauley Culkins location at the time of the shooting.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Thats the picture they will use on the news.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Honestly the loop is making me a little uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Already hate that picture.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm curious to see if this effects the gun control debate.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Like "we need more guns to prevent such a situation"?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

There was one good guy with a gun and they shot him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

What I want to know is... Was the shooter using a bump stock?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need to arm more teachers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We need to arm more presidents!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Dear Satan, why won't you take that fucker? Please, please, pretty please? I'll sacrifice a goat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

They'll pray over bullets and 'purify' them, then resell them for more.

Get your blessed bullets here, your heavenly authorized ammo, your cartridges of Christ! Sanctify your shooting today!

All rounds receive a GUARANTEED thought AND prayer such that they only be used for good!

I am actually surprised there is not already some megachurch or QAnon pastor doing this, there must be.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I, for one, have now changed my stance. I think target shooting should now be a requirement to graduate high school.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nah, they haven't finished taking over yet. They won't try to disarm the populace until they're confident they control everything.

But don't think that the people that run the Republican party actually give a damn about firearm rights. It's just another single issue voter bait. Just like most of them don't give a damn about abortions, but they have to say they do so they can maintain that segment of the christian right.

And I'm not talking about rank and file senators, governors, or such. I'm talking the people that are central to the entire southern strategy that has been playing out since Nixon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Melanie hired the gunman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Word on the grapevine seems to be trending towards an attempted team kill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Forgot mirror damage was on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This photograph will be in history books, whatever happens during his next presidency.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Yep, I hate the fucker for trying to destroy democracy. But I have to admit that the photo looks good and it'd be stupid to not capitalise on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago