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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Roger couldn't remember if Foreman B. Eavers specified whether the 90 degree bend was to the left, or the right, so he got one of each, just to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I like this one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

This was just on socials with the tag:

He's bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Chasing pipe dreams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.

I just want to be a dancer...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

“Hold your breath”

“Kick your legs”

“Tuck your elbows into your chest”

“I think I can win this thing!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Today is the last day they'll make me sort stuff. They won't be needing these!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques... and perfer doing so while on their backs!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Damn you Dopeman Steve, this Elbow joint will not light.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Repeatedly asking "Why would I lie?" really makes it seem like he's lying, lol. I wouldn't have even considered it if hadn't brought it up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Birth control in ancient times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Human, I don't need this. Take it back.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!