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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Either programming or working on electronics projects or procrastinating on Matrix, Reddit, HN, or Lemmy. Being on Lemmy implies procrastinating on all those things, therefore "nothacking". (Seems to be internet unique too, but not sure due to abundance of people using #nothacking in hashtags)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

where I live + self-identifier

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Astrology + irony

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Give taco plz

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Random name generator in an mmo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

High school theater tech friends made imaginary group extremely inspired by X-Men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Take wool, don't pay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

CM Punk Angrily Ate Muffins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Had Dysentery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Movie title and quality of two cultures

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Miami Hurricane’s colors include green, also orange. OrangeNgreen likes University of Miami stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Me passionate about life!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No talk like that in caves!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Owen had serialized dream many years ago in childhood times. New dream chapters kept releasing for many nights. Dream parts were spooky. Owen was scared there, but felt like pain and fear was deserved.

However, when Owen was being pulled back to very scary place from earlier season, Owen chose instead to fight. Creature tried to pull Owen down, but Owen planted feet and pulled against creature. Creature fell into last season's spooky place.

Panting, Owen spoke, "I've been down there."

Weird dream stopped returning. "I've been down there" turned out being series finale.

Years passed. Owen decided to make anagram of "I've been down there."

Owen failed: "Owen Ever Bind Thee" was closest Owen could come to good anagram. Owen got bored of scrambling letters. Chose Owen Everbinde and abandoned attempt at making anagram. Owen's leftover 'T' and 'H' and 'E' will never have home.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Am pretty lazy.

[–] tastysnacks 1 points 1 year ago

Tasty snacks good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dual core Duron processor funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Extraordinary classic fantasy books provided ignition for inspired creativity.

Caveman like enough?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Googled random stuff to trick people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

reminder to be the best I can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Saw Unreal Engine 5 trailer. Nat geo in background. Put 2 and 2 together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Abbreviated alias

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Doesn't play jazz trumpet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pun "quicksilver" Quick is living, Late is Dead. Ug.

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