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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Need character name. Smash keyboard. Consider smashed letters. Move letters, add vowels, make name.

Five year later games no like 10+ character names (monster hunter freedom, thanks psp) . Start using Coskii. LGS people use game name. Game name sticks. Now use everywhere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

No comment required

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What get called in professional environments.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Fainting when free is specialty of faintwhenfree.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

BeepStreet is fan of Squarepusher, likes Beep Street song. BeepStreet will listen to Mr Moon. itsmistermoon will listen to Beep Street?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

itsmistermoon is listening to Beep Street right now, finds it pretty good

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Look and see

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Am real. Or am?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

High school nickname.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

[โ€“] Mesa 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Random Word Generator

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Kde plasma archlinux

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

God mode...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hungryphrog was sitting on hungryphrog's chair. Hungryphrog decided to make Lemmy account before breakfast. Hungryphrog was hungry and likes frogs, so hungryphrog named Lemmy account "hungry" and "frog" spelled in funny way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Guybrush was already taken.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Indonesian national food name

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

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