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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

old, mlg horn funny.

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NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

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Woman have butt. So, not gay.

Jao see rise of ButtNutter when?

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Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Visited lemmy, liked lemmy, saw many beans, like beans.

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Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

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Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

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Angry Crow took flight.

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Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

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Kbin. Kbity. Like kitty but kbin. Kbity!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Jessica like new phrase, sound good. Jessica like name Jess, sound good. SayJess now born.

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Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

DonnieDarkmode’s name invokes famous movie (DonnieDarkmode has never watched Donnie Darko) as well as popular display setting that doesn’t sear eyeballs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

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Funny way to say "Egg" in Spanish.

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Password manager auto-generation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Political side + first name first letter.

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PinGZ pings things for money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fast driving, weed papers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same one always use

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

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Skintt like Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim record label called Skint. Also Skintt have no money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

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Funny German word.

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Dad made Xbox account. No change name. Said Fuck it. Keep name.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Xkcd title.

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Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

brandnewsidewalk likes song with same name

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Chato part chatokun name. Kun mean chatokun weeb.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stormlight Archive reference

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