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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No dig to Jr Devs. I just want to program all day and talk to nobody. :)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Internet connection repaired

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was laidoff several months ago, I didn't realize how much stress this caused me, now I send myself messages.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, are you saying you were stressed out by having an empty inbox and no new messages?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, all the messages, and emails, and teams notifications. Not having them made me realize how stressed I was working there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Got it, yeah being able to unplug is huge, it’s crazy what the little unread badges can do to our mental state

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Zero alerts too right?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Hey, I need some help on this problem. Call?"

And your day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quick call?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The junior devs one got me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I love that the post is programmer heven and the comments bring the horror. Lol