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CRT displays: screenbox funbox
Toilet paper: whitey wipey
Doors: squeaky creaky
Chips: crispy crunchy (applies to fries too, known in the UK as chips)
Mirrors: lookie selfie
Suction cups: sucky pucky
Cellular telephones: call yer matey
Canada: super sorry
Football (this one: ⚽️): score and bore
Eurovision: singy country
Trash bin: isn't needn't
Needles: kneady needy
Nintendo DS: double trouble
Computer mice: pointy clicky
Handegg: bore
Another point: why when shortened do they call them “walkies”? “You got your walkie on?” That’s the less description-of-use part of the name
Everytime I see this meme I get Walkie Talkie Man stuck in my head
Lol
Movies
Well, acfhdzzially, Stamps aren't licked anymore, they're self adhesive. 🤓☝️
Yanky spanky? Idk I got nothin
Snail mail scale sale
Tricky Sticky bricky flicky
Letter Treader Breader
But don't defibrillators do the opposite of starting the heart?
I think the gist of it is that it alters the heart rhythm rather than starting and stopping it.
This reminds me of Andy from The Office US.
Sticky icky
I’m going to be using these
Toast: Cheesy Squeezy
Sewer: Filthy Thingy
Shoes: Runny Runny
Shroom: Trippy Weepy
NSFW Disney: Kinky Mickey