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[–] [email protected] 116 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When you give thirsty people water and they still complain... /s

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Goddamn millenials!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Immortan Joe styles water delivery. They might as well add the "don't get addicted to it" line as well.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Let them ~~eat cake~~ drink water.

Edit: Fixed typo

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Give the people what they want.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And what they want is straight talk, no jive

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Perhaps you can translate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Guess it wasn't drinking water

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

I wish the video were of that crowd bashing that person's brains in.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry, is there supposed to be a video there? As nothing is showing up in Firefox Beta (Android).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yes - video is there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Start protesting the money crisis

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"Black marketing of water" wtf