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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Justified. I was in Edinburgh with my family and we had a lovely outdoor table.

I went to the bathroom and our dinner came out while I was in the bathroom and a seagull STOLE MY GODDAMN ยฃ30 STEAK. Just hopped up on the table next to my brother-in-law and yoinked my medium-rare ribeye.

Fuck those sky-rats.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Your fault for sitting outside in Edinburgh tbf.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

As if you wouldn't steal a ยฃ30 pound steak if it had zero consequences and no morals attached, besides that I don't think anything deserves to be abused before getting killed and especially not in public with children watching.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

So you're saying he should had been more effective in killing the seagull in front of the kids

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

shouldn't 'av*

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I do not understand why people are so upset about this. People kill vermin all the time in far more brutal ways.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seagulls are filth. The more domesticated ones will basically attack you at the beach if there's any food.

Hopefully we get seagull slaying more mainstream.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's gonna end up like pigeons where they used to blot out the sky

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Then we will fight in the shade.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't of?

Literacy that matches the opinion

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

language changes grandpa, get with the times

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Language changes but they should still make sense right? "Shouldn't of" makes no sense.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago

Especially when the opportunity for a cool ass double abbreviation is right there. Shouldn't've missed the chance.