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For me i would just place like random paintings, like NASA would be very confused on why Mars would have paintings lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would draw the iconic S on the ground.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sometimes people just come up with brilliance, this is that moment

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Man, I was gonna saw draw Dickbutt but this is better

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Something simple, like a bolt from one of the rovers. But make sure it's from one that has never been in that half of the planet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A standard automotive bolt. Maybe something that was ubiquitous in the 1950’s but isn’t used today in place of something cheaper and more reliable

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The flag of North Korea.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An orb with a print for a three fingered hand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Quaid... start the reactor...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A copy of ET for the Atari 2600

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A half-eaten tuna sandwich. By the time they manage to retrieve it for examination, it would definitely be all soggy.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@YolkBrushWork402 - Or possibly Donald Trump.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Came here to say dildo. Im on board. One giant dick for man kind.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A waffle house

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not a single act, but a series of actions. The rovers power down during Martian nights, right? So, during these periods, you could rearrange the rocks nearby. At first, NASA might not even pick up on the changes, but eventually, someone's bound to notice.

Imagine the buzz it would create! The scientists studying the photographs sent back by the rovers would be left scratching their heads. They'd probably first suspect some unknown natural phenomena, or even the rovers themselves, until the changes became too orchestrated to explain away. It would be a cosmic puzzle, a Martian mystery that would have them combing through data for answers.

And that's the beauty of this plan, isn't it? No extraordinary or unnatural objects, just ordinary Martian rocks moved around. The true power of this approach lies in its subtlety. Instead of presenting them with an object that screams 'alien intervention,' you'd be nudging them into a thrilling and mind-boggling mystery, all with the Martian surface's naturally occurring elements. Just think of the theories they'd come up with! It would certainly keep them on their toes and inject a bit of fun into their Mars exploration.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The rocks change in a pattern, I swear it's a single character substitution cipher! Wait a minute... "drink more Ovaltine" what the crap?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A giant head of Lenin. It’s a red planet after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My body in a lawn chair, with my right thumb extended out for hitchhiking, my left hand holding an American flag, and a sign in my lap saying "California or bust!"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My 1952 soviet bulgaria coin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A single horseshoe crab, naturally deceased.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An altered skeleton, half buried. Give it a larger than normal skull or extra long arms or toes or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That would for sure fuck with NASA scientists

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Human skeleton would work, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd put an exact replica of the NASA HQ on Mars.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Haha, I was going to say an exact replica of the Curiosity rover.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assuming size is not an object, a pyramid; doesn't matter if it's Myan, Aztec, or Egyptian, heck make it a mix, and have it buried in a mound of dirt or in a mountain with just parts of it sticking out.

Or if we aren't going supernatural teleportation of items, I'd think something like the person who said moving rocks around, maybe lay rocks out in shapes like roads or the foundations of houses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"HELP" or "SOS" in rocks would be pretty funny

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd put an empty spacesuit from the Apollo era.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Make it a Soviet space suit from the Apollo era. That would cause every politician in the US to shit bricks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why stop at spacesuit? Put lunar landing module and American flag in configuration like they were on the moon. Suggesting that moon landing was indeed a fake, and they did everything on Mars.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A simple message: "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT MARS, ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A post with the Liberian flag attached to it.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Stranger, yer a-trespassin’ on my dirt farm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

purely to confuse NASA scientists

Ah then it is simple: we place an ESA spacecraft there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A "Kilroy was here" graffiti.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A sealed hab dome, containing a fish breeding tank that outputs a portion every so often into another tank, and a flock of penguins. There are also penguin shaped space suits mounted next to the air locks

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Ozymandius Statue, with the exact quote from the poem.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something that's flying around here as well, and often. Maybe they wouldn't even realize that it doesn't belong there at first. Like a condom wrapper or a dog turd.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A sign that says "Moved to Earth"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe a Roman coin hoard?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"They will look just like you. Do not trust them."

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