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A swallow

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

An infertile bird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I had always heard this one as:

If a stork brings babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring babies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That parrot's just resting