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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm really tempted to send that to a friend who will hate it a lot. I'm going to spend all day debating whether or not to do it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I love both The Muppets and sick humor and don't know what to do with this, either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Are you really their friend if they don't see opening your messages as a game of psychological russian roulette?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this more or less fucked up than the more likely reality of a frog and a pig just not being able to have children? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

More. Definitely more

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Because Kermit is already tired of her pork opines?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pork opines?

Wrong Muppet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I should have known

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First of all, it's hard to pronounce if you don't speak French. Second of all, it sounds bad if you do speak French. And lastly, it's WAY less cute. It actually genuinely sounds disgusting now.

Downvote me. I don't even care anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How about "Mam'zelle Truie"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Google Translate didn't help in telling me what language that is. It told me it was Polish, and the "translation" to English is completely unchanged.

So... idk it seems like a better option.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Senorita Chicharrónes rolls across the tongue better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Chicharrónes are fried pork belly skin, no? Wouldn't it be Cerda?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I said chicharrón, I meant chicarrón.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this post sounds like the setup to a joke but there's no punchline

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, I mean it. She loves French. She always calls herself 'moi' and calls other people 'vous.'

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Because while she likes to sound French, she doesn't actually know French.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

That's about the extent of her French, though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

mademoiselle cochese

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be Mademoiselle Truie in fact…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I mean, Mademoiselle Cochonne would be her own special kind of lady.