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[–] [email protected] 95 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I really hope those DMs are real

[–] [email protected] 170 points 5 months ago

She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her "solicitor," not her "attorney," if it were real, given she's from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably not due to that last little one cut off, but it's fun to imagine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

I assume most posts like this are fake but for some reason I want this one to be true lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is she so petty to DM shit posts about her?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fact we can't immediately tell if that is above her or not is all that matters.

[–] natecox 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The cut off “listen here” at the bottom took it past the edge of believability for me, but up to that point I was like 50/50 haha.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I could see her going "now listen here you little shit"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Gotta say that only pushed it to 75/25 for me.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I heard a lot about JK’s views and honestly thought it was exaggerated. Went to her Twitter once tho and it was literally all she was going on about.

Kinda like Graham Linehan, she’s completely fallen down the rabbit hole with this stuff. The DMs are fake tho.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I'm still sad about Graham Linehan. What a waste.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

The term "Bang Noodles" is now part off my permanent lexicon.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

I'm enjoying the 2nd book, Giuseppe Stromboli and the Carbonara of Secrets, tremendously. Especially when Giuseppe, Ronaldinho, and Himmione have to serve their detention in the kitchens making sausage out of dead goblins.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Dementors weren't latina already? The allegory was so thicc

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dementors are latina... And twerk dancing reggaeton.

[–] Pantrygheist 4 points 5 months ago

Getting your soul sucked to the rhythm of Papi Chulo? Kinda makes me wanna do some wizarding world crimes

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Hahaha fuck that hateful terf bitch

And like any of that was stretch from her original thinly veiled racism in the originals